Aisle altar hymn joke
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When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir singing a hymn.
Walking.
Description:My wife ran off with my best friend last week. But she broke it off. And the good ones have already been used hundreds of times before. I am actually a little nervous doing this, but I feel a bit comforted by the fact I have actually rehearsed this speech in front of a live audience at the local old peoples home, … I think it went well,they all peed themselves anyway. The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong. Hoping to have been of some service to you, I remain, Sincerely, The Schoolmaster. Before I start ladies and gentlemen, let us observe a few moments silence in memory of the 3, prawns, chickens, countless carnations, delphiniums, lilies and roses who selflessly gave their lives to make this wedding celebration possible.
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